Gimme a Woman

between 5’2 and 5’9
Somebody special, somebody fine
with mud on her face
Mud on her boots, mud on her grace
who eats like a pig
Farts in bed and lifts the lid
who fills my glass
Feeds my dogs and kicks my ass
who chases me around all day
Hunts me down and has her way
Give me a woman
Ok so, um, GMAW between 4’2 and 7’ 9
who wont break my spine
who grabs my balls
Opens the can and scales the walls
who knows how to pay
Gives happy endings every other day
who drives a truck
Likes to spin gravel, likes to
Fughetabout a woman dressed in pink
Who likes to talk and likes to think
who lets me sit on the john
Read my paper from dusk til dawn
who crushes walnuts, between her thighs
who aint a guy

The One That You Love
Don’t wanna cause you no harm
Wanna be ..the one on your arm
Send my word to the heavens above
I’ve got to be the one that you love
See you walking the streetBeing cool, to everyone you meet
Spin around, flip your wrist in the air
Acting like you don’t care
I’m trying to get to the top of the heap
Be the one you decide you want to keep
I spend my days monkeying around
Trying to be the talk of the town
Like to see you strutting your stuff
Like it enough to say nuff is enough
Let myself get closer to you
It’s got to be the thing that I do.
Do do do do de doShoop bop ba do
be do bopI’m gonna land with a flop
Rub me out like a spot on the floor
Guess I’m lovin your way
Gonna try with every word I say
To read the feeling that you’re diggin it too
Common woman, get some love in you

Transsexual Hooker
should I call you he?
should I call you she?
Sitting on my steps
Can I get past you
And your fishnet vest?
Oh baby oh baby, please put it away
Pacing back and forth, looking everywhere
For the perfect score
Living on my stoop
I’ve asked you nicely Go somewhere else to poop
Showing off your goods
Cramming lipstick Where you never should.

Colorado
Evergreen
Prettiest land I ever seen
Timber stands and mt. lions
Over which I am flying
Colorado Rockies paint the sky
Eagles soar and ravens fly
A million stars burden a crystal sky
Rocky mountain, getting high
Colorado, you are free
I close my eyes and see you in my dreams
Keep the lakes and rivers , save the trees
For the elk and the big horn sheep 4 legs of chicken
I got 4 legs of chicken (but not a pot)4 legs of Chicken (What you got?)
I got a pocket full of Okraa fist of black -eye peas
gonna let you sniff 'em if,you say please
But I don't have no pot, and I ain't gots no pan
I don't have a fry-o-lator, barely got a can
I got 4 legs of chicken (What you got)
I got 4 girls in Memphis, 2 in New Orleans
2 ways to get there and 4 ways to leave
I do the cooking they do the cleaning
Know what I'm saying get my meaning?
But I don't have no pot, and I ain't gots no pan
I don't have a fry-o-lator, no table or a can

For You
I’m a traveler
Traveling far and wide
I’m a wanderer
With nothing left to hide From you…
I’m a journeyman
With nothing left to make For you..
I’ll take the road that’s heading my way
You take the road that’s heading yours
We’ll meet again another day
We’ll meet again or go it alone.
I’m a juggler
With a million a float
A fisherman, who hasn’t room in the boat For you.

Help me find the sun
Everybody needs to find a little piece of mind
Everyone needs to feel less pain
Everyone needs to feel the beating of the sun
Everyone needs to taste the rain
Common help me find a little of the sunshine
Help me find a little less rain
Help me put my arms around the whole entire world
Help me find a little less rain
Every day is glowing like a furnace in the sky
Everyday we get a little wiser
Everyday steam’s moving faster than the cracks
Everyday the sun’s a little higher
Every body needs to put their arms around the world
Everyone needs to feel the beauty of a girl
Everyone’s supposed to drown in shafts of the light
Everyone supposed to feel the morning and the night BlackBird

Love Me
Love me,
tell me you always will be gentle and kind
Love me
for over 100 lives every day and night
Under a bluing sky,
with all of your heart
Whether I’m old or new,
love me don’t and love me do
Be the one who comes to me
when you are afraid
Be the one who comforts me
when everything comes tumbling down
Love me 1000 ways
not somebody new

Whiskey
I’ll take whisky in the morning
All through the day
Without warning keep the devil away
Don’t leave me stranded
Don’t leave me for a man
Or make my bed go cold
I wanna drink my whisley with my good friend Joe
Fine luck seem to follow him
Everywhere he go
Oh Whiskey don need no reason
To make my head feel bad
Don’t desert me
Or make me buy her bags
Whiskey with my coffee with my tea
Whiskey with my whiskey
I don’t need to eat Let Jesus walk on water,
Pilot drink his wine
Lemme have my whiskey,
I’ll be doing fine
My dog like his whiskey too,
I put it in his bowl
The Bichon Hound follow me around,
he never do get old
Whiskey don’t have no long long leg,
Driving me to drink
Whiskey makes an ugly date,
but it don’t make me beg
Whiskey give me reason,
reason I should care
Whiskey make my leg go numb,
if I don’t get my share
I’ll take whiskey in the morning
Whiskey through the day
Without warning
help me find my way

Low Hanging Fruit
Will somebody tell me the secret to being cool
Cadburry lipped hairy knuckles fools
Raspberry smile photogenic race
Encapturing our whole entire race
Found the skin you’re perfect in
It fits you to a T
Press the flesh and look the part
but we don’t really see Low hanging fruit,
the easiest to grabSoft-fingered hands
bellies made of flabPrehensile
tail curling round the stoolWhich side of the bar
really sits the fool?
Found the skin you’re perfect in
It fits you to a T
Look the part and push the hinge,
but we don’t really see

Texas
I pulled off county 28
To look for gas to cross the state
Austin in the day can quickly melt away a man’s good fate
The Texas sun was beating down, I noticed no one else around
She put her hand up on my hood until I clearly understood
She had every plan to be in the drivers seat when we left town
Something in her way kicked me iun the side of the face
But I feel alive
I’ve been looking for the Texas girl Who stole my car and took my world
Away Must be closing in… She said her name was Jezedi
And could I kindly spare a dime
I feel like hell in this weather
Your handkerchief would make it better
And I’d be obliged

Freak
I was sitting at the edge of the sentimental drive where you used to kiss me
I was thinking if I were you I’d be good and through
Maybe find another set of lips, maybe ditch me..
I was thinking it through and through knowing that you dropped the shoe,
Wondering when you gonna let the other …drop
Something get inside of you make you want to lie to me tell me that your tired
cut me loose cause you think I’m a freak I must really be some kind of freak’s freak
You look at me now like I punched your aunt in the kidney
I’m wondering how it’s going down
Perhaps you better send a n electronic letter
Don’t have a hissy, little miss missy
See what the mailman brings I got a picture of special malt liquor
And internet access for half of a Jackson
Gonna chat me a new girl
Bring on your quips, your nuclear quips
Tell me that we’re still gonna play like were friend in your sandbox

Spinning
Thought you said that loving you was the best thing I could do,
thought you said that feeling this way was the price for meeting you.
well I tried and I keep spinning round.
My whole world is spinning round and round and round.
Thought you said that being your friend was a one way ticket round the world.
Thought you said that even with a jack-ass, chances are he’ll learn.
Thanks for all the gentle words you said, once, thanks for being there,
anyway, hoping that this world is good to you and decisions, decisions they are fair.
What should I do? I'm always saying something, too
Not just saying, yeah, ummmm, anticipating
not just saying, falling forward and gyrating.
Lie to youI should sell you something nice and smooth
Not just lie.
that's the work of every guy
What should I do?
I...m so very moved by you.
What should I do
give me one little thing that I should do
What Should I do?
I'm so very moved by you
What should I do
Easy..you run way too hot and way too cool
give me something give me something, I can use
lie to me tell me , uh , that you're feeling me
What should I do
I'm so very moved by you?